Mel Blanc credited as playing...
Bugs Bunny • Sir Osis • King • Merlin the Magician • Donkey Owner
- Sir O of K: Surrender, varlet. Thou art the prisoner of me lance.
- Bugs Bunny: I art? And whomsoever art thou, in thy cast-iron tuxedo?
- Sir O of K: I, knave, am Sir O of K, Earl of Watercress, Sir Osis of the Liver, Knight of the Garter, and Baron of Wooster-cester-shister-shyster-schuster-shuster-shister-shire... shire.
- Bugs Bunny: My, he's a big one! Hey, look, pressure cooker. I bet you know a lot of my friends. Ooh! Like, uh, Duke of Ellington, Count of Basie, Earl of Hines, Cab of Calloway, Satchmo of Armstrong.
- Sir O of K: Upstarts and rogues. Never heard of them.
- Bugs Bunny: Rogues, eh? Upstarts, eh? Look, Sir Rup of Figs, don't go around insulting my friends, or I shall get me a can opener and open thee up like a can of solid pack tomatoes.
- Sir O of K: What? Wouldst tilt with me?
- Bugs Bunny: Tilt with thee I will, and I won't wilt. Just lend me a weapon, that's all. That's all.
- Sir O of K: Very well, thou stupid scoundrel. Prepare to meet thy fate.
- Bugs Bunny: Putting that eight ball in the side pocket is all very well, but it still don't explain what I'm doing in this booby hatchery, or how I'm getting out.
- [a dragon passes by]
- Bugs Bunny: Do you smell brimstone?
- [sees dragon]
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, boy, what big horny toads they do have around here.
- Merlin: How do you do? My name is Merlin. I'm a sorcerer.
- Bugs Bunny: Y'are! Really? A sorcerer? Hey, come on, let's see you sauce, huh? Please, huh? Please?
- Bugs Bunny: Well, that gives him a hobby, but I still ain't no nearer to my natural habitat.
- [Sees an apple like the one that hit him in the beginning]
- Bugs Bunny: Well, why not? After all, they laughed at the man when he invented penicillin.
- Bugs Bunny: [after waking up] Wow! What a relief! Thank goodness that was all... just... a... nightmare?
- [Bugs pauses as he sees a horse that resembles Merlin from his dream. But then he shakes his head and resumes walking]
- Bugs Bunny: Nah. Impossible. Couldn't be him.
- Farmer: All right, Merlin. Giddy up. Get along now.
- [Bugs stops in shock after hearing this]
- Bugs Bunny: [reading a book while sitting in a dryer chair] "And thus it transpired that they came together in mortal combat and each vowed to undo the other."
- Bugs Bunny: [aside] Eh, just washed my ears and I can't do a thing with 'em.
- Bugs Bunny: [resumes reading] "And so, *munches carrot*, they met, brand-y-ing their weapons, and the Black K-night struck Sir Lance-iliot such a resounding buffet on the helm, that everything went black...
- [an apple from a nearby tree fell and hits Bugs with a resounding buffet]