Mischa Auer credited as playing...
The Professor
- The Professor: Did you ever stop to think why cops are always famous for being dumb? Simple. Because they don't have to be anything else. Crooks aren't the worst people, they're just the stupidest. The fleas of the world.
- Guy Van Stratten: And murder?
- The Professor: My friend, after twenty thousand years, murder is still a business that's mainly in the hands of the amateurs.
- Guy Van Stratten: Why would a man want to escape from Poland?
- The Professor: Because, the past few years, my country has offered its people a wide variety of incentives for moving elsewhere.