Mel Blanc credited as playing...
Bugs Bunny
- Bugs Bunny: [Pointing to his tailless behind] All right, you vandal, put that tail back!
- [a horse's tail is painted in place of Bugs Bunny's tail]
- Bugs Bunny: That is a horse's tail, my friend. It belongs on a horse.
- [the rest of Bugs Bunny is erased and replaced by an old nag of a horse. The horse immediately stands on its hind legs and starts munching on a carrot]
- Bugs Bunny: [as a horse] Look, my contract CLEARLY STATES that I am always to be drawn AS A RABBIT!
- Bugs Bunny: Ehh, what's up doc?
- [after seeing that the 'phantom menace cartoonist' is in charge of animation]
- Bugs Bunny: Oh... you, huh? If you're drawing this picture, count me out! Capital O capital U capital T! So goodbye to you and farewell to thee!
- Bugs Bunny: [With a pumpkin head] Okay, buddy, you've had your fun. Now,what about a RABBIT's head?
- [the animator puts on rabbit ears]
- Bugs Bunny: All right, you comic book Rembrandt, make with the eraser.
- Bugs Bunny: So I'm me again. What a novel idea. Sure you wouldn't like to turn me into a grasshopper or something?
- [Recoils in fear as the paint brush appears]
- Bugs Bunny: No, no, I take it back.
- [Paint brush disappears]
- Bugs Bunny: What's the first thing on the agend...
- [notices the animator has drawn a huge hat on him]
- Bugs Bunny: You know I'm not supposed to wear a hat!
- Bugs Bunny: [the horse is erased, and Bugs ie redrawn in an abstract style with big cheeks and huge feet] All right, okay. That's better.
- Bugs Bunny: [looking down at himself] Holy codfish, look at my feet! Hmph! Continue to draw me like this, buddy, and we'll *both* be outta work!
- Bugs Bunny: [Notices his ears are missing] Ears!
- [the animator draws on a pair of human ears; Bugs feels the lobes with his finger]
- Bugs Bunny: Not human ears, my friend - rabbit ears. Long ones.
- [Animator erases the human ears and draws on long rabbit ears that trail along the ground]
- Bugs Bunny: Don't be so dang literal!