Edgar Buchanan credited as playing...
Judge Roy Bean
- Judge Roy Bean: This here court is now in session, Judge Roy Bean presiding, handin' out the law west of the Pecos.
- [Judge Bean has found a railroad man guilty of shooting cattle]
- Judge Roy Bean: You better teach your boys the difference between deers and steers.
- [a railroad man has insulted the portrait of Lily Langtry]
- Judge Roy Bean: Who are you to call that lady chunky, you low-down, moth-eathen tenderfoot! Get out of my store you saddlebums! Never show your faces in Langtry, Texas again, or I'll throw you in jail for insulting the fairest woman west of the Atlantic!