Peter Ustinov credited as playing...
Jules
- Joseph: Jules, you rush in and tell him before it's too late. Tell him there's a snake in that box.
- Jules: He won't believe me. He doesn't like me.
- Joseph: Albert, maybe you ought to run in and warn him.
- Albert: Why don't we cut cards for it?
- Joseph: Good idea. I'll get the cards.
- [Long pause as he slowly saunters over to get a deck of cards and returns]
- Joseph: Who cuts first?
- Jules: [after failing to get any of the Ducotels to discover a body] Isn't that always the way? When you have a body you don't want found everybody falls all over it!
- Jules: Christmas has always been a wonderful time for me. In fact, that's how I got into trouble. I came home and found my wife giving my friend a... present.
- Amelie Ducotel: What a shame.
- Jules: Oh, it was my fault entirely. I should have written and told her I was coming.
- Jules: [seeing Isabelle for the first time] I have a daughter about her age. She looked like her mother. Lovely woman, her mother. Wish I'd married her.
- Jules: [Talking about Joseph] That's his life - selling people things they don't want for more than they can afford to buy.