William 'Bill' Phillips credited as playing...
Doc Mott
- Deputy Marshal Bill Gentry: Whaddya find?
- W.C. 'Doc' Mott, Coroner: Oh, very interesting.
- Deputy Marshal Bill Gentry: Speaking how - as undertaker or coroner.
- W.C. 'Doc' Mott, Coroner: Both. As coroner, I'd say he was shot from high up, like Deputy Smeed was on horseback or Carlos was crouched when he came a-shootin'.
- Deputy Marshal Bill Gentry: And as undertaker?
- W.C. 'Doc' Mott, Coroner: Ah, he'll look fine! Great subject - fine features. A little palmaid on the hair, a little color on the cheeks - Carlos Alvarado will be a picture.
- W.C. 'Doc' Mott, Coroner: I never carry a gun myself. Just a couple of cigars - settles any argument.
- W.C. 'Doc' Mott, Coroner: Next of kin?
- Deputy Marshal Bill Gentry: Conchita.
- W.C. 'Doc' Mott, Coroner: Con... Every other Spanish girl in town is named Conchita.
- Deputy Marshal Bill Gentry: And every other one is called Lupe. Conchita sings at the cantina.
- W.C. 'Doc' Mott, Coroner: A baby comes into the world a howlin' and a bellowin'. A man ought to go out in style and dignity, proper-like.
- Deputy Marshal Bill Gentry: What the heck kind of fandango was that?
- W.C. 'Doc' Mott, Coroner: You know, Texas had to petition four times to get herself taken into the United States. Why did Congress ever give in? Why?