Daws Butler credited as playing...
Ralph Kramden • Ed Norton
- [Scene on board a Chattonooga Choo-Choo boxcar]
- Ed Norton: Hey, Ralph. You want to know something? I'm hungry.
- Ralph Kramden: You're hungry? Why, I'm so hungry my stomach thinks my throat's scut. If I don't get something to eat soon, I'll go nuts!
- Ed Norton: Heh, somebody goofed.
- Ralph Kramden: [shakes his fist at Norton] One of these days! One of these days!
- Bugs Bunny: [smoke from the train cover their vision] *coughs* Hey, I... I can hardly see with all of this... this... Say, we must going through Los An-geles!
- Ed Norton: Where is he, Ralph? Where'd the rabbit go?
- Ralph Kramden: Where'd he go? Where'd he go? HOW DO I KNOW WHERE HE WENT?
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, I went that-a way.
- Ralph Kramden: Thanks.
- Ed Norton: Yeah, much obliged, you sweet kid.
- [Pats Bugs]
- Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's cooking, Doc?
- Ed Norton: [lifts kettle lid to find two red pincers and a red-hot Ralph coming out of the kettle] Huh-huh. Hey, Ralph. You looked like a boiled lobster.
- Ralph Kramden: I look like a boiled lobster.
- [Grabs Norton and puts his nose into the hot water]
- Ralph Kramden: Well, I'M NOT A BOILED LOBSTER!
- Ed Norton: [his nose red from the hot water] Sheesh, what a grouch...
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, pardon me. I didn't know these 'commodations was occupied.
- Ed Norton, Ralph Kramden: [their lips spell this particular word] It's FOO-OO-OO-OO-D!
- [Ralph and Norton fell into an alligator tank as the Florida Alligators snap at the men]
- Ed Norton: H-h-hey, Ralph! On your toes!
- Ralph Kramden: Ow! Oww! Ow-oww!
- Ed Norton: Hey, Ralph! Oh, Ralph! Get 'em off of me, Ralphie-boy!
- Ralph Kramden: [both men whacking the alligators to escape] Down, down, do-do-do-down boys! Down! Get away from me! I said, get away from me!
- [both men escaped to the adjacent car]
- Ralph Kramden: Don't sting me, alligators! Don't sting me, I said...!
- [notices that the alligators chewed of the wooden plank/club]