June Allyson credited as playing...
Kay
- Gloria Dell: Do you want me to spit in Crystal's eye for you?
- Kay Hilliard: [Kay nods "No."]
- Gloria Dell: You're passing up a big chance, 'cause where I spit no grass grows ever.
- Kay Hilliard: Gloria, thank you for trying.
- Debbie: I had another bad dream, can I get in bed with you?
- Kay Hilliard: Of course you may.
- [Debbie climbs in]
- Kay Hilliard: There, is that better?
- Debbie: This is the only good thing about divorce, you get to sleep with your mother.
- Debbie: What makes people fall out of love?
- Kay Hilliard: I don't know, some people just change.
- Debbie: Could you ever fall out of love with me?
- Kay Hilliard: Oh no, this is different.
- Dolly DeHaven: What are you four conspiring about?
- Kay Hilliard, Sylvia Fowler, Amanda Penrose, Edith Potter: Hello, Dolly!
- Dolly DeHaven: Anything unfit to print?
- Kay Hilliard: Not today.
- Sylvia Fowler: Kay, I can't face another piece of pumpernickel.
- Kay Hilliard: Oh, you've done a wonderful job, Sylvia. Now relax and enjoy yourself.
- Kay Hilliard: You've seen a lot of divorcees haven't you?
- Lucy: Been boardin' 'em for 20 years. Well, you're in for the stretch. So, don't mope around. Relax! Enjoy it.
- Kay Hilliard: Well, what do you suggest?
- Lucy: You name it, we got it or we help you git it. Swimmin'. Tennis. Rub downs. Take it off or put it on.
- Mike Pearl: Oh, for Pete's sake, open mine next. Its not the suspense. Well, its just I know what's inside, but if you don't hurry up I'll be too stiff to appreciate it.
- Kay Hilliard: All right, if you're going to make a scene.
- Kay Hilliard: [singing] The young man with a horn, He blows it hot, He blows it sweet, Its always got a solid beat, When he makes Gabriel sound like corn, The young man with a horn, Blow man! Oh man! Yeah man!
- Kay Hilliard: Oh! Now you be careful, Buck. No! Really, Buck.
- Buck Winston: You don't have to worry, ma'am. This canoe's as safe as a cradle.
- Kay Hilliard: Yes, I know, but you're not!
- Kay Hilliard: Well, this is a side of you I never suspected.
- Buck Winston: I guess I just do what comes natural, ma'am.
- Kay Hilliard: Isn't that funny. So do I.
- Countess de Brion: Buck is notorious for his moonlight rides. They're a feature of the place. Like the cactus.
- Kay Hilliard: Well, why didn't somebody tell me? I thought he was being - well, friendly.
- Countess de Brion: As I remember, he isn't exactly hostile.
- Gloria Dell: Oh, Countess, not you too?
- Countess de Brion: That was a long time ago, dear, when I first came out. I had a much better seat then - on a horse, I mean.
- Gloria Dell: You know, Kay, my trouble was I couldn't swim home like you. I barely managed to save my honor, such as it is.
- Countess de Brion: How?
- Gloria Dell: Well, I told him I was a promised to another man, after my divorce was final, of course.
- Kay Hilliard: And that stopped him?
- Gloria Dell: Well, he's a westerner, ma'am, and they have their code with holsters and women.
- Sylvia Fowler: [opening a letter] Air mail special. Its from Edith! She had another girl, you know.
- Kay Hilliard: No! I didn't know.
- Sylvia Fowler: That makes eight! She says there's nothing to do in the hospital but oil her stomach and write letters.
- Gloria Dell, Kay Hilliard, Countess de Brion: [singing] She's got nothing on us, We've got our liberty, And now that we are single, We're happy to be free! La-la-la-la-la-la...
- Dolly DeHaven: Kay...
- Kay Hilliard: Hello, Dolly!
- Dolly DeHaven: What have you done to yourself? I've never seen anyone so stripped for action!
- Kay Hilliard: Well, that's the idea.