Robert 'Rusty' Stevens credited as playing...
Larry Mondello
- Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: You wanna' mess around later?
- Larry Mondello: I can't, I'm grounded.
- Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: How come?
- Larry Mondello: My father caught me eating pie in bed.
- Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: We can't just say we're going to be friends. We gotta have an agreement or something.
- Larry Mondello: Okay.
- Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: I, Beaver Cleaver, swear to die for Larry Mondello and always stick up for him and never snitch on him and be his friend forever.
- [at a backyard funeral]
- Larry Mondello: These here are Beaver's pigeons, which he named after his two teachers, which the cat ate, so he buried them.
- Larry Mondello: That was a great jungle movie, huh Beav?
- Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Yeah, but there was too much kissin' and not enough apes.
- [Beaver and Larry are having a picnic at Friends Lake]
- Theodore "Beaver" Cleaver: Hey Larry, how come food tastes better when your eatin' it outside?
- Larry Mondello: I don't know. Maybe 'cause if you drop something, nobody's gonna' holler at ya' for gettin' dirt dirty.