Mitzi Gaynor credited as playing...
Joanne 'Joy' Henderson
- Joy Henderson: Barry, remember what the doctor told you!
- Barry Nichols: The doctor told me not to dance. I'm not gonna dance.
- Angèle Ducros: ls he - unhappy to be away from his - wife?
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: Barry fell in love with himself the first time he looked in a mirror and he's been faithful ever since.
- Lady Sybil Wren: Where were you working before, Angèle?
- Angèle Ducros: l was last in a ballet called 'Le Coquerico'. All about chickens.
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: Did you lay an egg?
- Angèle Ducros: l do not understand.
- Lady Sybil Wren: Joy means, ''did you get fired?''
- Angèle Ducros: Oh, no. l quit! Nobody could see me behind all those feathers.
- Barry Nichols: Have you any idea how much time l put in day and night teaching her how to dance?
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: Especially nights.
- Barry Nichols: lf l need jokes, l'll hire a comedian.
- Angèle Ducros: [after a performance of 'Les Girls'] Barry, Barry, Barry, Feel my heart, you can almost hear it pounding.
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: Does it chime the hour?
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson, Lady Sybil Wren, Angèle Ducros: [singing] Ah, what charms they disclose, From their hats to their hose, From the tips of their toes, Up to their - curls!
- Angèle Ducros: [referring to Barry] l like him.
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: What about Pierre?
- Angèle Ducros: Oh, Pierre is in La Porte. And l'm in Paris. l mustn't allow myself to be despondent.
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: Vive la France.
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: Don't you ever knock before you walk into a room?
- Barry Nichols: What for? You got secrets?
- Pierre Ducros: Do you work with Angèle at the hospital?
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: Oh, no. No, we flunked out. Couldn't tuck a sheet.
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: There's an interesting thing about Poughkeepsie, it's south of Claverack, and it's west of Mahopac, it's east of Nyack and it's north of Hackensack.
- Sir Gerald Wren: Bit of a sticky wicket, what?
- Angèle Ducros: Put the coffee on. I'll get the bed ready.
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: Fill the bath.
- Lady Sybil Wren: With Gin!
- Lady Sybil Wren: l was very naughty, wasn't l?
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: Yeah. Maybe a cool damp cloth'll help.
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: Barry, what do you want to talk about?
- Barry Nichols: Books, vegetables, cauliflower, Shakespeare, Tolstoy, l don't care!
- Barry Nichols: There. Was I all right?
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: You were a perfect little gentleman. I promise not to tell. I know what your reputation means to you.
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: l like companionship and l like men. Only, the ones l meet, companionship is not what they're looking for.
- Barry Nichols: Where'd you get that dress?
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: l bought it for your party.
- Barry Nichols: How do you like that?
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: l wanted to look especially nice for you.
- Barry Nichols: It's beautiful. Beautiful.
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: Yeah.
- Barry Nichols: What is it? ls it silk?
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: No. Peau d'ange.
- Barry Nichols: Peau d'ange. Angel skin. lt sure feels like it.
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: lt cost a fortune.
- Barry Nichols: Not much back to it.
- Joanne 'Joy' Henderson: With this kind of a dress, you know, you're paying for what they leave out.