Dennis Price credited as playing...
Nigel Dennis
- Nigel Dennis: I, myself, am running a modest little magazine in England entitled, "The Naked Truth".
- Lord Henry Mayley: Rather a vulgar title, isn't it?
- Nigel Dennis: Vulgar perhaps, but terribly apt.
- Lord Henry Mayley: You can't print this. You *can't* print this. It's libel!
- Nigel Dennis: It's the naked truth, oh Lord.
- Lord Henry Mayley: If it's about me, why is it titled, "Guess Who?"
- Nigel Dennis: Because as British law stands, the public mustn't be able to positively identify you, Lord Mayley, with the naughty hero of this article, here.
- Lord Henry Mayley: Naughty?
- Sonny MacGregor: I haven't got 10,000 Pounds.
- Nigel Dennis: Spoken like a true Scot! But, where's bonnie accent gone?
- Nigel Dennis: Don't bother to consult your lawyers. I've consulted three and they all say that it's foolproof. Take your choice, Sonny boy. Pay in a fortnight or I publish in a month. Oh, don't bother to kick me out.
- [exits]
- Nigel Dennis: You make a lot of money, don't you?
- Lord Henry Mayley: Yes. My wife spends a lot of money. If there's any left over, I spend it.