William Hudson credited as playing...
Harry Archer
- Harry Archer: You know, you're going to flip your lid just one time too many with me, Nancy.
- Nancy Archer: And you're going to make one too many passes at some other woman! My husband, huh! My gigolo! That's what you are. You're a miserable parasite. You're just after my money! I was rid of you once. Why did I take you back? Why? Why?
- Harry Archer: Why did you, Nancy?
- Nancy Archer: Why? Because I love you, Harry!
- Harry Archer: They need my permission to operate. They're looking for me now to sign the papers.
- Honey Parker: That's great. that's wonderful. Just hide out here for a few days and let her blow up like a balloon.
- Honey Parker: The serum that private nurse is using in her hypodermic needle, I heard the doctor tell her that an overdose would be fatal.
- Harry Archer: Money certainly brings out the best in you, doesn't it?
- Honey Parker: Have you got the nerve?
- Harry Archer: Read the morning papers.
- Honey Parker: Didn't you say she was in the nuthouse for awhile?
- Harry Archer: A private sanitarium.
- Honey Parker: What's the difference. She was off her rocker, wasn't she?
- Harry Archer: I suppose so. They've got some fancy name for it.
- Honey Parker: Come on, now Harry. Let's not be naive. You've made a good start, now follow through. She's on the brink and you know it!
- Harry Archer: I don't know it. Dr. Cushing seems to be helping her a lot. She's tapering off on the bottle too. Hardly took a drink all evening. You saw her.
- Honey Parker: All she needs is a little help. Play the husband, right to the end. Once she's in the booby hatch, throw the key away. That'll put you in the driver seat. You'd make a wild driver, Harry - with 50 million bucks!
- Harry Archer: No one thinks your - crazy, Nancy.
- Nancy Archer: How nice. Then you believe me? You believe I saw the satellite.
- Harry Archer: Well, it's not the first time someone has seen a satellite.
- Nancy Archer: Right in the road? With a giant in it?
- Harry Archer: I'm so fed up. I never should have agreed to go back to her once we were separated.
- Honey Parker: Why did you?
- Harry Archer: You know why. I couldn't pry a nickel out of her! That community property routine only works for women! A man hasn't got a chance.
- Honey Parker: Unless their wife dies.
- [he looks around in shock]
- Honey Parker: I didn't say anything.
- Harry Archer: You were thinking it!
- Honey Parker: Not the same thing.
- Harry Archer: Hey, hey, hey, Tony, something's happen to your lights.
- Tony: I got eyes, I can see.
- Honey Parker: Who needs lights?
- Harry Archer: [having driven his wife in search of a flying saucer and alien giant] There's nothing out there, just emptiness.
- Nancy Archer: As far as I'm concerned, you can go too. Go back to Tony's and that woman you were mooning about.
- Harry Archer: Oh, knock it off, will you. Now, you pulled a boner tonight and you know it.
- Nancy Archer: I didn't feel like sitting there and watching you flirt all evening with that redheaded wench you call Honey.
- Harry Archer: For heaven's sake, Nancy. Why, I hardly nodded to the girl.
- Nancy Archer: Now, you listen to me, Harry, I won't stand for any more of your two-timing! You keep away from that girl in that hotel, you hear? Your backdoor romance has split us up once already. The next time there won't be any reconciliation!