Larry Gates credited as playing...
Dr. Baugh
- Ida 'Big Momma' Pollitt: What's all this about?
- Gooper Pollitt: Doc, Big Mama wants the whole truth about the report we got from the clinic today.
- Margaret "Maggie" Pollitt: The truth, the truth! Everybody keeps hollering about the truth. Well, the truth is as dirty as lies!
- Ida 'Big Momma' Pollitt: Is there something I don't know, Doc?
- Dr. Baugh: Well, Ida...
- Ida 'Big Momma' Pollitt: I want to know! Somebody must be lying! I want to know about my husand!
- Dr. Baugh: He had the most thorough examination ever given at the Oppenheim clinic.
- Gooper Pollitt: It's one of the best in the country.
- Mae Pollitt: It's the best in the country, bar none.
- Gooper Pollitt: They were ninety-nine percent sure before they even started.
- Ida 'Big Momma' Pollitt: Sure of what?
- Margaret "Maggie" Pollitt: Not now!
- Mae Pollitt: The test was positive!
- Gooper Pollitt: Mae, shut up.
- Dr. Baugh: It's helpless, Ida. He knows it, too.