Suzanne Pleshette credited as playing...
Sgt. Pearson
- Sgt. Pearson: Hollywood will make a movie of his life in VistaVision and Technicolor. I can see it now, "The Oversexed Major".
- Gilbert Wooley: Well, I'm oversexed... I mean...
- Sgt. Pearson: He'll be busted out of the service. They'll rip his medals off. Drums will roll. They'll cut his buttons off with a sharp sword.
- Gilbert Wooley: They will?
- Sgt. Pearson: Why, he'll lose his pension. They'll cancel his military funeral. It's such a shame, because the Major just loves the sound of Taps.
- Sgt. Pearson: Will you tell me one thing? What is it you see in these girls? What is the big difference between American girls and Oriental girls?
- Sgt. Pearson: Believe me, the next man I meet I'm gonna forget that so-called American-emancipated-woman type of independence and treat him just the way the girls in Japan do.
- Sgt. Pearson: there was this boy in the Air Force that I was very fond of. And I lost him to a Japanese girl. So, I guess I'm very touchy as far as Orientals are concerned.