Fay Spain credited as playing...
Darlin' Jill
- Darlin' Jill: Now that I got such a good look at you, wouldn't you like to come up here and get a good look at me? Huh?
- Dave Dawson: I don't mind.
- Darlin' Jill: Well, what do you say?
- Dave Dawson: Well, well, well you're beautiful.
- Darlin' Jill: Why don't you come up here and say that again.
- Darlin' Jill: I don't know if I'm ready to get married to anybody yet, Pluto. Least of all, you.
- Pluto Swint, Sheriff Candidate: You don't have to be ready. I"m ready. I'm ready enough for both of us! I'll marry you anytime, daytime, nighttime, all the time. I'm so crazy about you. That's a fact.
- Darlin' Jill: You're belly's too big.
- Pluto Swint, Sheriff Candidate: Oh, oh, you, you won't let a little thing like that come between us.
- Darlin' Jill: Now, Pluto, if your belly weren't so big, you couldn't be Sheriff. And if you weren't gonna be Sheriff, I don't know if I'd even look at you. And that's a fact.
- Pluto Swint, Sheriff Candidate: I'm so crazy in love with you, I can't hardly see nothin' else. There's no reason that some day I just don't get so - riled up and so provoked that I just don't take my two hands and - and just...
- Darlin' Jill: And what? What? What would you do, Pluto?
- Pluto Swint, Sheriff Candidate: I'd tan your hide. I'd tan your hide.
- Darlin' Jill: You ought to be ashamed of yourself, Buck.
- Buck Walden: You shut up. You don't look ashamed for anything. You're both a lyin'. A pair of loose fillies.
- Darlin' Jill: If you ain't man enough to hold on to your wife, I'd be ashamed to admit it. I'd just go hide my face someplace.
- Buck Walden: Why don't you stay out of family problems!