John Ashley credited as playing...
John Abernathy III
- John Abernathy III: Maybe you better show me where some of your weapons are. Come here.
- [kisses Lois]
- John Abernathy III: Man, if that's the opening shot, I'm in trouble.
- John Abernathy III: Man, she's square. She plays the oboe.
- Dave: No kidding.
- John Abernathy III: And sings Madrigals.
- Dave: Do you sing them? I thought you ate them!
- Earl McDaniel: What does it feel like to be famous?
- John Abernathy III: Man, it's wild. It's like I'm in orbit or somethin', just floatin' around, you know.
- John Abernathy III: You know, your voice has been called the hottest sound to come along in some time. How do you account for it?
- John Abernathy III: Well, first of all, I want to say that I agree with you. It's wild. It's a sound that I just can't explain. I just dig it up out of my diaphragm, it just shoots up here in my throat. I untie these vocal chords and it *leaps* right out there in space, Jack. I mean floats right out like gossamer wings. It's beautiful, Daddy. It swings.
- John Abernathy III: Baby, you better watch this from the sidelines, honey.
- Marley: You kidding? Make the scene.
- Dave: I'm still convinced the half-drive centrifugal blower will give better power thrust.
- Anastasia Abernathy: There he goes with that Hot Rod Esperanto.
- Marley: Dissect that mechanical genius and you'll find spark plugs in multiple cars.
- Anastasia Abernathy: And a super charger instead of a heart. Maybe he'd give me a tumble if I was a drag wagon.
- John Abernathy III: He just doesn't realize you're potential horsepower output, baby. That's all.
- Anastasia Abernathy: All it takes is the right fuel mixture and my RPM acts like crazy.