King Donovan credited as playing...
Maj. Collins
- Maj. Collins: You see, we have done everything that is humanly possible for us to do for them. We sent them books, we sent them magazines, we sent them puzzles and records. We event went so far as to send them a gross of do-it-yourself kits. But, well, the men just don't seem to be interested in doing it themselves.
- Lt. Vicki Loren: From the morale standpoint alone, consider how active their minds would be just thinking up this perfect furlough.
- Colonel Leland: Hmm.
- Maj. Collins: Hmm?
- Colonel Leland: Mm-hmm.
- Maj. Collins: Frankly, after what I've read about Miss Roca - I mean, millionaires, movie stars, that sort of thing - I'd rather hope that she wouldn't give him a second thought.
- Lt. Vicki Loren: I'm not concerned about her second thought. It's the first one that worries me.
- Maj. Collins: Seems Cooperative enough.
- Lt. Vicki Loren: Yes, he does.
- Maj. Collins: And quite sincere.
- Lt. Vicki Loren: I noticed that.
- Maj. Collins: You trust him?
- Lt. Vicki Loren: No.
- Maj. Collins: Neither do I.
- Maj. Collins: Publicity pictures, Corporal. After all, we don't want it to look as if you were having a drunken orgy, do we?
- Maj. Collins: Doctor, she's not married. How can she have a baby?
- French Doctor: It's really very simple, monsieur.
- Liz Baker: Are you sure you haven't made a mistake?
- Maj. Collins: It isn't *I* - who have made a mistake.
- Maj. Collins: Where were you?
- Lt. Vicki Loren: Out, sir.
- Maj. Collins: Out. I presume when you say "Out," you mean unconscious?
- Lt. Vicki Loren: I was in a wine vat, sir.