Robert Ellis credited as playing...
Hot Shot
- Jeffrey Matthews aka Moondoggie: Please, no tourists, Kahuna.
- Burt Vail aka The Big Kahuna: Hey, Francie's no tourist. She's got a real yen to pick up on surfing.
- Jeffrey Matthews aka Moondoggie: That gidget?
- Lord Byron: A gidget.
- Francie Lawrence aka Gidget: Hey, wait a minute, fellas. Let me in on the gag too, huh?
- Lover Boy: Well, you see, it's arrived at through osmosis.
- Hot Shot: Yeah. Girl and midget: a gidget.
- Lord Byron: Hey, Hey. Maybe we could let the Gidget run delivery service from the hot dog stand.
- Hot Shot: Boolee! Boolee.
- Francie Lawrence aka Gidget: Oh, I'd be glad to!
- Francie Lawrence aka Gidget: Honest, fellows, I'd love a luau. When is it?
- Hot Shot: Not for a couple of weeks. But don't give it another thought, baby.
- Francie Lawrence aka Gidget: But why?
- Jeffrey Matthews aka Moondoggie: Because it's not a coming-out party.
- Waikiki: And it's not a weenie-roast.
- Hot Shot: As a matter of fact, honey, this luau is not a luau...
- Stinky: It's an orgy!
- Hot Shot: Yeah! Yeah, yeah.