Doug McClure credited as playing...
Waikiki
- Francie Lawrence aka Gidget: Honest, fellows, I'd love a luau. When is it?
- Hot Shot: Not for a couple of weeks. But don't give it another thought, baby.
- Francie Lawrence aka Gidget: But why?
- Jeffrey Matthews aka Moondoggie: Because it's not a coming-out party.
- Waikiki: And it's not a weenie-roast.
- Hot Shot: As a matter of fact, honey, this luau is not a luau...
- Stinky: It's an orgy!
- Hot Shot: Yeah! Yeah, yeah.