Burt Metcalfe credited as playing...
Lord Byron
- Jeffrey Matthews aka Moondoggie: Please, no tourists, Kahuna.
- Burt Vail aka The Big Kahuna: Hey, Francie's no tourist. She's got a real yen to pick up on surfing.
- Jeffrey Matthews aka Moondoggie: That gidget?
- Lord Byron: A gidget.
- Francie Lawrence aka Gidget: Hey, wait a minute, fellas. Let me in on the gag too, huh?
- Lover Boy: Well, you see, it's arrived at through osmosis.
- Hot Shot: Yeah. Girl and midget: a gidget.
- Francie Lawrence aka Gidget: I'm no dame!
- Lord Byron: Oh, well, what do you know? It has all the earmarks of a dame.
- Lover Boy: You better get your monocle, Lord Byron. Those are not ears. It's a dame all right, only kind of a pint-sized version.
- Lord Byron: Hey, Hey. Maybe we could let the Gidget run delivery service from the hot dog stand.
- Hot Shot: Boolee! Boolee.
- Francie Lawrence aka Gidget: Oh, I'd be glad to!