Pat Boone credited as playing...
Alec McEwan
- Alec McKuen: [after discovering Professor Göteborg dead in his hotel room] Why didn't they tell us at the desk?
- Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: Hotels rarely advertise the fact that there are corpses lying around.
- Alec McKuen: I wonder if Madam Goetabaug will change her mind at the last moment.
- Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: You make my mouth water.
- Alec McKuen: Hans is tying the rope on her.
- Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: I'm a fool. I should have told him to tie her to one of the mules and send her back where she belongs.
- Alec McKuen: In what language would you have told him that, Sir Oliver?
- Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: All right, she may be of some use in that respect. Then there's always the blessed chance the rope may break.
- Woman: Did you get your injuries when the volcano blew up, in the hot lava?
- Alec McKuen: Oh no. No, it happened in Edinburgh at our wedding.
- Jenny: He was in such a hurry leaving the church, he fell all the way down the steps.
- Woman: Oh! You poor wee bride. After all that waiting. It's been no marriage for you at all.
- Jenny: You underestimate Alec.
- Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: Where are you eating tonight?
- Alec McKuen: U-uh... this being Tuesday, I-I'm not eating.
- Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: Oh?
- Alec McKuen: I-I find it very healthy to... to eat only every other night.
- Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: You won't find anything edible in there.
- Alec McKuen: Why not? The Chinese eat eggs over 400 years old.
- Alec McKuen: There'll never be a better moment than today. I'm going to tell him about our feelings for each other. He'll say yes almost inadvertently.
- Jenny: Well, what if he says no, advertently?
- Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: Come here, take a look.
- [Alec cowers when he sees how high on the mountain they are]
- Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: Did you expect a flight of stairs with a red carpet?
- Alec McKuen: I... I neglected to tell you, sir, I... I have a nervous fear of heights.
- Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: Well, you'll get over that after the first million fathoms or so.
- Hans Belker: [in Icelandic] The woman in room number 29, she said she wants to talk to you.
- Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: Tell him to stop jabbering and go shopping.
- Alec McKuen: Uhh, what about lamps?
- Hans Belker: [in Icelandic] The woman in room number 29, she said...
- Alec McKuen: Ah, uh, lamps... lamps. What about... ah... picks?
- Alec McKuen: After all, we... we did hit the center of the earth.
- Sir Oliver Lindenbrook: It hit us, laddie.