Dennis Price credited as playing...
Bertram Tracepurcel
- Bertram Tracepurcel: Mr Chairman, I do think that we all ought to try to deal with each other fairly.
- Stanley Windrush: Don't you fall for that soft soap, Mr Muggeridge. When a deal's fair for Uncle Bertie, you can bet your life it's a wet and windy one for the rest of us.
- Bertram Tracepurcel: Our Chairman, as you know, is indisposed, but he has asked me to say how much Missiles value the placing with us of this important arms contract. Satisfaction that is strengthened by the knowledge that in supplying your country with arms, Missiles are making their own special contribution to the peace of the world.
- Bertram Tracepurcel: What's he like, this fellow Kite?
- Major Hitchcock: Absolute shocker. Sort of chap that sleeps in his vest.
- Stanley Windrush: You're a bounder, Uncle Bertie! A streamlined, chromium-plated, old-fashioned bounder!
- Bertram Tracepurcel: You cad!
- Stanley Windrush: You humbug!
- Bertram Tracepurcel: You traitor!
- Stanley Windrush: You twister!
- Bertram Tracepurcel: Snake!
- Stanley Windrush: Skunk!