Billy Gray credited as playing...
Sig Poliakoff
- [at the booking office, trying to be hired]
- Joe: What kind of a band is this, anyway?
- Sig Poliakoff: You gotta be under twenty-five.
- Jerry: We could pass for that.
- Sig Poliakoff: You gotta be blonde.
- Jerry: We could dye our hair.
- Sig Poliakoff: And you gotta be girls.
- Jerry: We could...
- Joe: No, we couldn't!
- Sig Poliakoff: You're the wrong shape. Goodbye!
- Joe: What are you looking for - hunchbacks or something?
- Sig Poliakoff: It's not the backs that worry me.