Donald Houston credited as playing...
Charles Soames
- Susan Brown: Seriously Joe, there's something wrong, isn't there? Don't you like the way I make love?
- Charles Soames: Oh, I like it very much. It reminds me of a good set of mixed tennis.
- Charles Soames: You're such a honest person. Why the hell do you have to be so honest? Darling, I'm glad you're honest. I love you for it.
- Charles Soames: It's not for you lad.
- Joe Lampton: But I can look, can't I?
- Charles Soames: Not with that you can. There's a law against undressing women in street.
- June Samson: Well Charles how about those reports?
- Charles Soames: Oh, those Stampton reports, now where did I put them? Somewhere in... Have you tried looking under your skirt?
- June Samson: What do you mean?
- Charles Soames: You're sitting on them, love.
- Charles Soames: Look Joe, there's the Top. That's where the money is. Lots of lovely houses up there, you know Joe.
- Joe Lampton: I'll have one of those. I'm going to have the lot.
- Joe Lampton: By the way, what do you do for entertainment around here?
- Charles Soames: Well, there are flicks of course.
- Joe Lampton: It just so happens that I like her.
- Charles Soames: You lust after her, you mean.
- Joe Lampton: No. No-no. It's not that at all. Well, it's - partly that but not just that.
- Joe Lampton: Time I filled you in on the Lampton report on love. I 've got a full proof method for grading women. Partly money, partly background, partly J. Lampton's instinct. Now take Susan Brown.
- Charles Soames: Are you offering her to me?
- Joe Lampton: No, seriously, Susan is grade one on every account.
- Susan Brown: Is that what prim Joe wants?
- Charles Soames: No, that's not what Joe wants. You know what Joe wants. It's what all the Joe's want.
- Susan Brown: Oh, Joe.
- Charles Soames: This is only the beginning.
- Alice Aisgill: Please walk away now, darling. Walk away, don't look back. Think of me.