Cyril Smith credited as playing...
Taxi Driver
- Mike Thompson: Driver, is that your cab outside?
- Taxi Driver: Sorry. Engaged.
- Mike Thompson: Oh. Well, is there a rank anywhere around?
- Taxi Driver: No.
- Mike Thompson: Could I get one by telephone?
- Taxi Driver: No.
- Mike Thompson: Well, look, when you've dropped your passenger, could you come back for me?
- Taxi Driver: Sorry. Going 'ome.
- Mike Thompson: Well, thanks for being the soul of courtesy... and a great help
- Taxi Driver: Is it my fault if I happen to be booked up before your highness come along? Why don't you ask my passenger to share. You never know your luck.