Donald Woods credited as playing...
Cyrus Zorba
- Buck Zorba: That was Emilio.
- Cyrus Zorba: Who?
- Buck Zorba: Emilio! He killed his wife, his mother-in-law and his sister-in-law with a meat cleaver. Whack! Whack! Whack! You'd better stand over there
- [points to wall]
- Buck Zorba: .
- Cyrus Zorba: Why?
- Buck Zorba: He doesn't mess up the kitchen often, but when he does, WOW!
- [meat cleaver hits the wall]
- Buck Zorba: . Now Emilio is through.
- Hilda Zorba: Now *I'm* through
- [takes off apron and storms out of the kitchen]
- Hilda Zorba: .
- [Cyrus learns he's inherited an old rundown mansion from his uncle]
- Ben Rush: Dr. Zorba must have been quite wealthy at one time. Apparently, he spent it all on his experiments.
- Cyrus Zorba: I seem to remember he was fooling around with the occult - spirits from the other world.
- Ben Rush: Ghosts. Dr. Zorba collected ghosts from all over the world. You inherit them, too.
- Cyrus Zorba: [chuckling] Come on.
- Ben Rush: [deadly serious] They come with the house.
- Hilda Zorba: The moving men are here again.
- Cyrus Zorba: They won't wait?
- Hilda Zorba: Nope.
- Cyrus Zorba: Not till tomorrow?
- Hilda Zorba: Nope.
- Van Allen: Oh Cy, where are you?
- Cyrus Zorba: Explaining how man survived the Pleistocene age.
- Van Allen: How did he? And why?
- Cyrus Zorba: All you have to do is find Elaine Zacharides.
- Van Allen: I don't have to find her. She's the housekeeper.
- Buck Zorba: [after his father receives a telegram telling him to report to an attorney's office] You haven't done anything you could be arrested for, have you daddy?
- Cyrus Zorba: No; at least not lately.
- Ben Rush: Dr. Zorba must have been quite wealthy, at one time. Apparently, he spent it all on his experiments.
- Cyrus Zorba: I seem to remember he was fooling around with the occult. Uh, spirits from the other world.
- Ben Rush: Ghosts. Dr. Zorba collected ghosts from all over the world. You inherit them, too. They go with the house.
- Cyrus Zorba: [laughing] Oh, come on!
- Ben Rush: They go with the house.