Shirley MacLaine credited as playing...
Simone Pistache
- Simone Pistache: What would you like to do with me?
- Philipe Forrestier: I haven't decided.
- Simone Pistache: I think you have.
- Philipe Forrestier: Perhaps you're right.
- Simone Pistache: You are a lousy lawyer and an unreliable lover!
- François Durnais: I am *not* a lousy lawyer.
- Simone Pistache: Oh, François! You'll never know how grateful I am.
- François Durnais: Yes, I will.
- Simone Pistache: Jewelry on my garter. Makes me feel - irresistible.
- Simone Pistache: You know what I'm doing? I'm sitting on diamonds. Imagine me, sitting on diamonds. It's quite a sensation.
- Simone Pistache: Smoke?
- Philipe Forrestier: No, thank you.
- Simone Pistache: Mind if I do?
- Philipe Forrestier: No.
- Simone Pistache: Does it shock you?
- Philipe Forrestier: Not at all. But, isn't it bad for the lungs?
- Simone Pistache: What do you think?
- Philipe Forrestier: In my profession, I never give an opinion without examining the evidence.
- [Simone slips her matches in her cleavage]
- Simone Pistache: It takes much organization to find out who wants which with whom and who wants who.
- Simone Pistache: Yes, he kissed me.
- François Durnais: Where did he kiss you?
- Simone Pistache: On the lips!
- François Durnais: No-no, I mean, in the boudoir...
- Simone Pistache: François!
- François Durnais: The biggest reason in the world today for infidelity is marriage. Now, eliminate marriage and you'll never see any such thing as an unfaithful husband.
- Simone Pistache: Oh! Oh, cut off your legs so you'll never have flat feet!
- François Durnais: Everybody does it. Why, even in France, the best upper sets do it.
- [singing]
- François Durnais: Lithuanians and Letts do it Let's do it, let's fall in love
- Simone Pistache: Oh, I've heard that before!
- François Durnais: In old Japan all the Japs do it, Up in Lapland little Laps do it, Let's do it...
- Simone Pistache: Now, listen, I'm not cheap, I'm not a liar, and I'm not a thief. I want to be treated with re-spect!