Bob Monkhouse credited as playing...
David Cookson
- [the tutor asks David Cookson how to revive a patient who has collapsed under anaesthetic. David gives the wrong answer]
- David Cookson: I'll get the hang of it, sir, I promise.
- Dental Instructor: You'll either get the hang of it or else you'll hang for it.
- David Cookson: And what can we do for you?
- Young Man in Surgery: Well, whatever it is, be careful. I am a haemophiliac.
- Sam Field: Don't worry, mate. In a couple of years it'll all be legal.
- David Cookson: The patient says he's a haemophiliac. That means he suffers from post-extraction hemorrhage.
- Young Man in Surgery: That's right. I'm a bleeder.
- Sam Field: Well, none of us is perfect.