Athene Seyler credited as playing...
Dame Beatrice
- Dame Beatrice Appleby: Red Group to HQ. Bongo. Fox out of cover. Four ten.
- Major Albert Rayne: Ten-four, not four-ten!
- Major Albert Rayne: Where did you get that patch?
- Dame Beatrice Appleby: [sporting a ruffled eye patch] Out of a cracker.
- Major Albert Rayne: Crackers is the word!
- Dame Beatrice Appleby: I believe the only course is to make a clean breast of it.
- Elizabeth Pinkie Pinkerton: Yes, yes! I shall plead guilty but insane!
- Dame Beatrice Appleby: Snake to HQ. Five good fish. Ten four.
- Major Albert Rayne: Roger. Stand by to synchronize watches.
- Policeman on Beat: You don't deny that you've hit a few vehicles, in parking, so to speak?
- Dame Beatrice Appleby: Oh, no. I'm sure you're right. I have sometimes detected slight scraping noises, uh, particularly when I was parking.
- Policeman on Beat: I'm afraid I'll have to ask you to come down to the station tomorrow and bring your licence.
- Dame Beatrice Appleby: Oh, I shall be delighted to call, but I can't promise to bring my licence. I haven't seen it for years.