Allan Drake credited as playing...
Legs Raffertino
- Legs Raffertino: Say, baby, do you know the people around here?
- Suzanne: Who is there to know?
- Legs Raffertino: I'm trying to trace a wartime buddy.
- Suzanne: Which war? The Battle of the Sexes, I think! Yes?
- Suzanne: I am Suzanne de la Coeur. I'm a student of *life*. What you call: Social Science. I'm studying American male. You come visit my laboratory, yes? I write big book.
- [looks at Legs crotch]
- Suzanne: Oh, very big book. About how American men make love.
- Legs Raffertino: Maybe later, kiddo. I got a little business first.
- Suzanne: This is business too. My business. I mean, you would not want for me to fail my subject, no? And in my work, good material is so *hard* to *come* by.
- Suzanne: You like to have my phone number?
- Legs Raffertino: Yeah, but, like later, doll. I'm really anxious to talk to Sam. Go over old times.
- Suzanne: Old times? Who cares about old times? When there are so many new times one can have.
- [looks at Boomie]
- Suzanne: Or, two can have.
- Suzanne: Hello, Doll Doll.
- Legs Raffertino: Hi.
- Suzanne: Parlez-vous Français?
- Legs Raffertino: Not if I can help it, baby. It gives me gas.
- Legs Raffertino: A pretty smart cookie, Thinko, huh?
- Jody: Brilliant.
- Boomie: Is he hard to handle? I mean, temperamental?
- Jody: Not if you know the right knobs.
- Boomie, Legs Raffertino: Knobs?
- Jody: I can get anything I want out of Thinko. It's not complicated.
- Legs Raffertino: I know the type. A pushover for dames. Remember Fatso McNamara?
- Boomie: Yeah, just like me! He flipped over blondes. The dizzier the better.
- Boomie: Oh, I sure dig that chick. Legs. Legs! That's Tassels!
- Legs Raffertino: Who?
- Boomie: Tassels. Oh, I knew I'd seen that broad before.
- Legs Raffertino: Tassels who?
- Boomie: Oh, Tassels. I sure remember her. The Talahassee Tassel Tosser.
- Boomie: Tassels? She don't play around.
- Legs Raffertino: All dames play around. At least all the dames I know.
- Legs Raffertino: Keep me cover with that thing. And if you still got the violin in there, you're gonna get music lessons from Al Capone!
- Legs Raffertino: That leaves you, baby.
- Suzanne: This dialogue! Pure roaring 20s. No?
- Legs Raffertino: I can't help it if I was up the river 20 years, sugar. But, I'm gettin' with it more - like every day.
- Suzanne: Darling, no. Never change. Stay as corny as you are. Always.
- Legs Raffertino: The big boy will settle for a hundred grand and that's that! But, Sam Thinko never makes another bet west of Shanghai, China.
- Legs Raffertino: It's got to be you. We know who you are, Tassels. You're the only one around here with enough brains to run this racket.
- Dr. Mathilda West - aka Tassels Monclair: Racket? What racket?
- Legs Raffertino: Don't play it cute, baby. The bookie racket. What else?
- Suzanne: Darling, you are so masculine.
- Legs Raffertino: Suzanne. Suzanne, it isn't you.
- Suzanne: No, mon cher. It's not me. I am not interested in races and lotteries and bingo games. - Only in love.
- Suzanne: Bye-bye, doll, doll.
- Legs Raffertino: Bye-bye? I don't understand you, baby. Yesterday you were all over me and today it's - all over.