Jim Hutton credited as playing...
TV Thompson
- TV Thompson: Nice kids, aren't they?
- Ryder Smith: Yeah, maybe a little too nice.
- TV Thompson: Yeah, funny thing about women, if you don't make a big pitch for them, they get mad. If you do, they get mad. How can you win?
- Ryder Smith: You can't, you're not playing for the same stakes.
- TV Thompson: Boy, I know what you mean. While you're seeing stars, they see a wedding ring. They're so darn, practical.
- Ryder Smith: You know something? I don't think they realize what a risk marriage is for men.
- TV Thompson: Well not so much for a rich guy like you. You can afford to be wrong. I can't even afford to be right.
- TV Thompson: Tuggle, are you a good girl?
- Tuggle Carpenter: Please, I don't want to disillusion you or disappoint you.
- TV Thompson: No, no, no, no. I won't be disillusioned or disappointed. Are you a good girl, Tuggle?
- Tuggle Carpenter: [reluctantly] Ummhmm.
- TV Thompson: [disillusioned and disappointed] Oh...
- Tuggle Carpenter: [leaving] I knew it.
- TV Thompson: [drunkenly] All right, now take sex...
- Tuggle Carpenter: You're always taking sex. I wish you'd take something else for a change.
- TV Thompson: That act you do in the tank. Stupendous routine you've got there, stupendous!
- Lola Fandango: Thank you. It's all a matter of breath control, you have to learn to control your lungs.
- TV Thompson: [looking at her chest] What lungs!
- Police Captain: [over police radio] Car 19... Student in pajamas directing traffic.
- Tuggle Carpenter: [points to TV's radio] What's that?
- TV Thompson: Police calls! I like to keep track of my friends.
- TV Thompson: What lungs. Get those lungs.
- Tuggle Carpenter: It hasn't anything to do with her lungs. She's got a little hose down there she breathes through. You see?
- TV Thompson: What lungs.
- TV Thompson: Tuggle, suppose I give you a bang on the pipes and we lift a few cans together?
- Tuggle Carpenter: Could you translate that?
- TV Thompson: Yeah, I'll call you tomorrow and we'll have a couple of beers.
- Tuggle Carpenter: [stands up] Five feet, ten and a half.
- TV Thompson: Without heels?
- Tuggle Carpenter: Without stockings.
- TV Thompson: That's a lotta girl, Tuggle. A lotta - nice girl.
- TV Thompson: That's the trouble with the world today. We don't communicate with each other.
- Tuggle Carpenter: Yeah.
- TV Thompson: Now, take sex...
- Tuggle Carpenter: What?
- TV Thompson: I said, take sex! Now, sex is the most...
- Tuggle Carpenter: Excuse me, could I please have some more potato chips?
- TV Thompson: Sure. Sex to most people is a sort of a...
- Tuggle Carpenter: Which reminds - why do they call you TV?
- TV Thompson: I'm going into television. They hung it on me at school. Now, take sex!
- Tuggle Carpenter: I think that's interesting.
- TV Thompson: Oh, of course it is.
- Tuggle Carpenter: Television, I mean.
- TV Thompson: I was talking about sex.
- TV Thompson: In the final analysis, everything comes down to sex. Like I was saying, take sex...
- Tuggle Carpenter: I think we ought to take a walk!