Max Baer Jr. credited as playing...
Jethro Bodine • Jethrine Bodine • Robin Hood
- Jethro: [Jed and Jehtro are discussing a "fast" girl back in the hills] Uncle Jed, she handed me a big old sugar cookie, looked at me and said, "Jehtro, if you had a choice between that cookie and me, which one would you take". Uncle Jed, that's when I found out just how fast she was!
- [Jed leans in close to hear the rest of the story]
- Jethro: I had to run nearly a mile to get away from her with that cookie!
- Jed Clampett: [Disgusted] Jethro, some day me and you got to have a long talk.
- Lafe Crick: Now, no more a' this chasin' after other girls. Can't no boy love TWO girls.
- Jethro: Well, that leaves out Essie Belle. She's about two girls and a HALF!
- Jed Clampett: Boy, I'm gonna give you 24 hours to clean up all this mess.
- Jethro: Aw come on, Uncle Jed. I'm gonna clean up. I'm gonna set this world on fire!
- Jed Clampett: You're gonna clean up alright. Everything. Or you're gonna end up with the seat of your britches on fire.
- Jane Hathaway: Shall I show you your bedroom suite?
- Jethro: [thinking Miss Jane is flirting] Sure, darlin'.
- Jed Clampett: When Mrs. Drysdale gets home she's gonna call the PO-lice!
- Jethro: No she won't. I gnawed the stump so it'd look like a BEAVER done it!