Ty Hardin credited as playing...
Ed Kraski
- Ed Kraski: Do you like a hard bed?
- Teresa Harnish: That's what finished the Romans, you know.
- Ed Kraski: Hard bed?
- Teresa Harnish: Soft beds and hot baths.
- Ed Kraski: Yeah, well, I take cold showers.
- Teresa Harnish: Ever since the first day I saw you at the beach, in your natural element, I observed the grace of your body and the freedom of your limbs, I've wanted to sketch you as a Greek Olympic hero. Have you ever seen that classical statue of the discus thrower?
- Ed Kraski: No.
- Teresa Harnish: Well, inspired by your body, I feel that I can surpass Myron the Greek. Assume the position.
- Teresa Harnish: You know, the discus throwers were in the nude, like all the Greek Olympians. And that is how I'd like you to pose.
- Ed Kraski: With nuthin' on?
- Teresa Harnish: In the classical tradition. Now, if you'll get disrobed, I'll be getting ready.
- Ed Kraski: Now, listen lady, you don't expect me to be getting rid of all of my clothes in front of a woman?
- Teresa Harnish: Why, you don't settle for false modesty; after all, this is for art!
- Teresa Harnish: In your profession, I suppose you must take care of your body.
- Ed Kraski: Like a baby. But, a man has to have one vice.
- [holds up a beer can]
- Teresa Harnish: Is that your only vice?
- Ed Kraski: Aw, it depends on what you call a vice.
- Teresa Harnish: Oh, female companionship?
- Ed Kraski: Aw, no! Not while I'm in training.
- Teresa Harnish: I want - You to know, the first time I saw you, I fought the feeling inside of me. I knew that I was enamored of you. Foolishly, so. But, women in love are foolish. And now, I just want your love. Do you want to kiss me, Ed? Kiss me, Eddie! You might enjoy it!
- Ed Kraski: Well, beat my teeth! Jackie said!
- Teresa Harnish: He said what, Ed?
- Ed Kraski: Why, he had a hunch!
- Teresa Harnish: Yes?
- Ed Kraski: He said, "Boy, there's a lot of pepper in that Tomata!"
- Teresa Harnish: And do you like pepper, Ed?
- Ed Kraski: I do. Are you ready?
- Teresa Harnish: Oh, so ready!