Glynis Johns credited as playing...
Teresa Harnish
- Teresa Harnish: What a magnificent animal - All the time, because - Oh, magnificent! Well, look at him showing off his muscles! - All the time, because the dance was long - Look at those long legs! I wonder what sort of girl goes out with him? - I have been faithful to thee - I suspect one of those common girls you see riding on the surf boards. - In my fashion, I have been faithful to thee - You know, he could be quite attractive. He's the kind of man, who needs, who needs a woman to help him. A woman whose better than he is. A woman with taste. A woman whose aware of the beauty. Not me, but, somebody, like me.
- Teresa Harnish: Darling, have you ever thought of, of joining one of those health clubs? You know, build up the body.
- Geoffrey Harnish: Build up the body?
- Teresa Harnish: Geoffrey, our lives should be richer. We should enjoy our gifts, fully. After all, these are the best years of our lives.
- Ed Kraski: Do you like a hard bed?
- Teresa Harnish: That's what finished the Romans, you know.
- Ed Kraski: Hard bed?
- Teresa Harnish: Soft beds and hot baths.
- Ed Kraski: Yeah, well, I take cold showers.
- Teresa Harnish: Ever since the first day I saw you at the beach, in your natural element, I observed the grace of your body and the freedom of your limbs, I've wanted to sketch you as a Greek Olympic hero. Have you ever seen that classical statue of the discus thrower?
- Ed Kraski: No.
- Teresa Harnish: Well, inspired by your body, I feel that I can surpass Myron the Greek. Assume the position.
- Teresa Harnish: You know, the discus throwers were in the nude, like all the Greek Olympians. And that is how I'd like you to pose.
- Ed Kraski: With nuthin' on?
- Teresa Harnish: In the classical tradition. Now, if you'll get disrobed, I'll be getting ready.
- Ed Kraski: Now, listen lady, you don't expect me to be getting rid of all of my clothes in front of a woman?
- Teresa Harnish: Why, you don't settle for false modesty; after all, this is for art!
- Teresa Harnish: In your profession, I suppose you must take care of your body.
- Ed Kraski: Like a baby. But, a man has to have one vice.
- [holds up a beer can]
- Teresa Harnish: Is that your only vice?
- Ed Kraski: Aw, it depends on what you call a vice.
- Teresa Harnish: Oh, female companionship?
- Ed Kraski: Aw, no! Not while I'm in training.
- Teresa Harnish: You think that I'm too much of a lady to be one of your - well, I am a lady; but, I'm also a woman.
- Teresa Harnish: I want - You to know, the first time I saw you, I fought the feeling inside of me. I knew that I was enamored of you. Foolishly, so. But, women in love are foolish. And now, I just want your love. Do you want to kiss me, Ed? Kiss me, Eddie! You might enjoy it!
- Ed Kraski: Well, beat my teeth! Jackie said!
- Teresa Harnish: He said what, Ed?
- Ed Kraski: Why, he had a hunch!
- Teresa Harnish: Yes?
- Ed Kraski: He said, "Boy, there's a lot of pepper in that Tomata!"
- Teresa Harnish: And do you like pepper, Ed?
- Ed Kraski: I do. Are you ready?
- Teresa Harnish: Oh, so ready!
- Teresa Harnish: Things like this should be done - things like this should take time! You can't just toss me about like a football! I - I admire your strength and recklessness and - Ed, ouch! - Really, you must listen to reason. Things like this could be beaut - beautiful! No, Ed. Stop it! Well, for heaven's sake.
- Teresa Harnish: Oh, darling!
- Geoffrey Harnish: Yes
- Teresa Harnish: You're wonderful. We haven't missed a thing!
- Geoffrey Harnish: No, I don't think so. We have the ham. We have the flowers.