Joanna Moore credited as playing...
Alisha Claypoole
- Alisha Claypoole: [giving a word association test] Steal.
- Toby Kwimper: Home.
- Alisha Claypoole: Oh, you poor boy. You think somebody's trying to steal your home.
- Toby Kwimper: Willie Mays stole home.
- Alisha Claypoole: Who's Willie May?
- Toby Kwimper: Not May, Mays. He's a baseball player.
- Alisha Claypoole: Well, I gather you don't think highly of these Kwimper people.
- H. Arthur King: You gather good.
- Alisha Claypoole: They sound half hillbilly, half hobo to me.
- H. Arthur King: With a tincture of Bowery burn and possibly wino.
- Alisha Claypoole: You have exquisite proportions. Why, your legs are amazing.
- Toby Kwimper: Hey, that tickles, Ma'am. That tickles.
- Alisha Claypoole: That's because I hit a very sensitive nerve that...
- Holly Jones: [interrupts] If you have finished tickling Toby's leg, I'd like him to do a chore.
- Alisha Claypoole: Don't you like girls?
- Toby Kwimper: I like girls all right, except when they start to bother me.
- Alisha Claypoole: A young, virile man like you, I should think you'd *love* to be bothered.
- Toby Kwimper: Well, the bothering part is all right, but I ain't gonna marry no girl and build no house just so I can be bothered regular.
- Alisha Claypoole: [spies Toby] How long has he been here?
- H. Arthur King: It doesn't matter. He's got the IQ of a grasshopper.
- Alisha Claypoole: Well, with those shoulders, he sure looks like a genius to me.
- Alisha Claypoole: [giving a word association test] Sex.
- Toby Kwimper: One times one is one, one times two is two, one times three is three...
- Alisha Claypoole: Oh, well, that's enough work for this afternoon. Let's just lie back and enjoy the afternoon sun. Do you like me like this, Toby?
- Toby Kwimper: You're awful close.
- Alisha Claypoole: Toby, just put your arm around me and do whatever you think of, just like you did in the test.
- Toby Kwimper: I didn't know the government give this kind of test.
- Toby Kwimper: How did you happen to find us, Holly?
- Holly Jones: Well, I just saw you turn off the highway and I followed the dirt road till the tire tracks stopped.
- Toby Kwimper: Smart girl. Good tracking.
- Alisha Claypoole: Just like an Indian squaw.
- Alisha Claypoole: An unmarried girl by the name of Holly Jones lives with the Kwimpers in a relationship that I would not care to explore.
- Holly Jones: Goodness. What a terrible thing to say.
- Holly Jones: What a dirty thing you are. A dirty, dirty, dirty thing!
- Alisha Claypoole: Why, that's quite a vocabulary.