Quinn K. Redeker: Schuyler Davis

The Three Stooges Meet Hercules

Schuyler Davis

Larry: I wonder where we are.
Schuyler Davis: Maybe the sign will tell us.
[the sign is written entirely in Greek letters. Curly-Joe and Larry try to sound it out]
Larry: [laughs] You know, I...
Moe: I'll smash the first guy who says it's all Greek to me.
Larry: [waves a thumb at Curly-Joe] Well, it's all Greek to him.

Schuyler Davis: You know, these old Greek things certainly have lovely curves, haven't they?
Moe: These young Greek things ain't bad, either!

[at the place, the Stooges and Schuyler can be seen speaking with one another as they witness Ulysses being brought before Odius]
Schuyler Davis: What have we done?
Larry: What do you mean?
Schuyler Davis: Why, history tells us Ulysses was a great man. A wise and just ruler.
Curly Joe: You mean we goofed?
[Schuyler looks at Curly Joe and nods]
Moe: We helped the wrong army, we put a skunk on the throne of Ithaca.

[Schulyer and the Stooges can be seen observing Odius' behavior towards Diane]
Moe: That Odius fellow, he looks like somebody we know.
Curly Joe: He acts like someone we know, too.
[Larry can be seen thinking about something. Seconds later, he grabs Moe's arm and points]
Larry: I got it! Dimsal!
[Moe and Curly Joe both smile in agreement]
Schuyler Davis: But, this is three-thousand years before Dimsal we even born.
Moe: Maybe so. But if he turns out to be a heel as well as a wolf, this could be the start of the Dimsal Family.

[Ralph Dimsal and Diane can be seen entering the former's drugstore. Upon entering, they are aghast to see a mess that was caused by Larry's soda machine malfunction. Before long, Dimsal looks up and sees Schulyer standing before them. With that, he walks to him with a smirk on his face, ignoring the Stooges in the process. Curly Joe has a mop in hand]
Ralph Dimsal: [with increasing rage] Davis, I warned you what would happen if that cockeyed invention of yours damaged any of my merchandise! Now, you're gonna pay for this! Every bit of it! *Do you understand?*
Moe: [approaches Dimsal] It was our fault.
Curly Joe: Yeah, the machine went haywire...
Ralph Dimsal: [shouting] *SHUT UP!*
[Dimsal grabs Curly Joe's mop and shoves it towards Schuyler]
Ralph Dimsal: I said *he* did it! And he's gonna clean it up! Now, get going! And after you've finished, clean up this soda fountain!
[Dimsal looks at the Stooges]
Ralph Dimsal: You! Come on! Get going! Get out of here! Get in the stockroom! Get some more china!
[the Stooges hurry off as Dimsal continues to survey the mess in the store]
Schuyler Davis: [softly] But... Mr. Dimsal... I...
[Dimsal grabs Schuyler by the collar of his shirt and lifts him]
Ralph Dimsal: *You want to make something of it, Davis?* Put up your dukes!
[Dimsal laughs smugly as he lets go of Schulyer and shoves him against the counter. He then looks at Diane before taking a last look at Schyuler and giving a smug grin before he walks off]

[in Dimsal's drugstore, Moe can be seen approaching Schuyler after the latter has finished speaking with Diane. Schuyler has a mop in hand]
Moe: I heard what she said. You'd better get going, we'll clean the place up.
Schuyler Davis: [nervous] Oh, but, but, Dimsal...
Moe: [takes the mop] Oh, go on, go on, go on, go on.
Schuyler Davis: Gee, thanks guys, I do have to pick up a deflection attenuator.
Moe: I know we can't do without one of those.

[Moe can be seen entering Schuyler's apartment, the latter who is working on his invention. Before long, Schuyler looks up and sees Moe]
Schuyler Davis: Oh, hello, Moe.
Moe: Hi-a, Schuyler, everything under control now?
Schuyler Davis: Oh, yes. I hope my little explosions didn't upset you.
Moe: They don't upset me, but what they're doing to Dimsal's drugstore is something else again.

[the Stooges, along with Schuyler and Diane can be seen descending on the time machine in the midst of battle in Ancient Greece. Curly Joe can be seen observing the scene below them while Schuyler attempts to adjust the controls]
Curly Joe: Schuyler, we don't want to land in that mess!
[Schuyler continues to get control of the time machine]
Schuyler Davis: I can't seem to control it.