Tom Baker credited as playing...
Doctor Who
- The Doctor: Now drop your weapons or I'll kill him with this deadly jelly baby.
- Warrior: Kill him, then.
- The Doctor: What?
- Warrior: Kill him, then.
- The Doctor: I don't take orders from anyone.
- [Eats jelly baby]
- The Doctor: Take me to your leader.
- The Doctor: You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that need altering.
- The Doctor: You're a classic example of the inverse relationship between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.
- The Doctor: Crush the lesser races. Conquer the galaxy. Incredible power, unlimited rice pudding, et cetera, et cetera.
- The Doctor: You can't rule the world in hiding. You've got to come out on the balcony sometimes and wave a tentacle.
- The Doctor: A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.
- [on oil]
- The Doctor: It's about time the people who run this planet of yours realized that to be dependent on a mineral slime just doesn't make sense.
- The Doctor: Listen, there are no measurements in infinity. You humans have got such limited little minds. I don't know why I like you so much.
- Sarah: Because you have such good taste.
- The Doctor: That's true. That's very true.
- Amelia Rumford: Can I ask you a personal question?
- The Doctor: Well, I don't see how I can stop you asking.
- Amelia Rumford: Are you from outer space?
- The Doctor: No, I'm more from what you would call inner time.
- The Doctor: Allow me to congratulate you, sir. You have the most totally closed mind that I've ever encountered.
- Amelia Rumford: I still don't understand about hyperspace.
- The Doctor: Well, who does?
- K9: I do.
- The Doctor: Oh shut up, K9!
- Borusa: You have access to the greatest source of knowledge in the universe.
- The Doctor: Well, I do talk to myself sometimes.
- The Doctor: The best way to find out where you are from is find out where you are going and work backwards.
- The Doctor: Well, you'd better introduce me.
- Romana: As what?
- The Doctor: Oh, I don't know, a wise and wonderful person who wants to help. Don't exaggerate.
- Countess Scarlioni: Oh, Doctor, I'm quite convinced you're perfectly mad.
- The Doctor: Only at my worst. Nobody's perfect.