Rodney Bewes credited as playing...
Arthur Crabtree
- Arthur Crabtree: Hey, I got those things for you.
- Billy Fisher: What? What things?
- Arthur Crabtree: Passion pills - what I said I'd get you.
- Billy Fisher: Let's have a look. Where'd you get them?
- Arthur Crabtree: This mate of mine fetched them from Singapore.
- Billy Fisher: I bet they're bloody aspirins.
- Arthur Crabtree: What?
- Billy Fisher: [swallowing some] Eh, steady on! They'll give yuh the screamin' abdabs. One of these, two two-and-nines at the Regal, bag of chips and you're away!
- Billy Fisher: I've got something unpleasant to say to our Mr. Shadrack today.
- Arthur Crabtree: You've got something unpleasant to say to our Mr. Shadrack today?
- Billy Fisher: Anything I say would be unpleasant.
- Arthur Crabtree: Kindly leave the undertakers.
- Arthur Crabtree: I can't keep up with your rotten sex life, mate. You know what's going to happen to you, don't you? You're going to be up for bigamy.
- Arthur Crabtree: Hey. I say, is that that bird?
- Billy Fisher: What bird?
- Arthur Crabtree: There. Getting a lift in that lorry. That bird that wanted you to go to France with her.
- Billy Fisher: Do you mean Liz?
- Arthur Crabtree: Yes, where's she been this time, then?
- Billy Fisher: I don't know. She goes where she feels like. She's crazy. She just enjoys herself.