Malcolm Atterbury credited as playing...
Deputy Al Malone
- Sam the Cook: Al, why weren't you over at the school where the attack was?
- Deputy Al Malone: Because I just got back from Dan Fawcett's place, that's why.
- Mitch Brenner: He was killed last night by birds!
- Sam the Cook: What?
- Deputy Al Malone: Now, hold it, Mitch. You don't know that for a fact.
- Mrs. Bundy, elderly ornithologist: What are the facts, Mr. Malone?
- Deputy Al Malone: The Santa Rosa Police think it's a felony murder. They think a burglar broke in, killed him.
- Mitch Brenner: How do you explain the dead birds all over the floor?
- Deputy Al Malone: Santa Rosa Police figure they got in after the old man was killed.
- Mother in Diner: Were the Santa Rosa Police at your school today?
- Lydia Brenner: The children were playing a game. Those gulls attacked!
- Deputy Al Malone: Now, Lydia, 'attack' is a pretty strong word, don't you think? I mean, birds just don't go around attacking people without no reason, you know what I mean? The kids just probably scared them, that's all.
- Lydia Brenner: These birds attacked!