Lonny Chapman credited as playing...
Deke Carter
- Traveling Salesman at Diner's Bar: Gulls are scavengers, anyway. Most birds are. Get yourselves guns and wipe them off the face of the earth!
- Mrs. Bundy, elderly ornithologist: That would hardly be possible.
- Deke Carter - Diner Owner: Why not, Mrs. Bunty?
- Mrs. Bundy, elderly ornithologist: Because there are 8,650 species of birds in the world today, Mr. Carter. It is estimated that 5,750,000,000 birds live in the United States alone. The five continents of the world...
- Traveling Salesman at Diner's Bar: Kill 'em all. Get rid of the messy animals.
- Mrs. Bundy, elderly ornithologist: ...probably contain more than 100,000,000,000 birds!
- Doomsayer in diner: It's the end of the world!
- Helen Carter: Two Bloody Marys, Deke. What actually happened at the school?
- Deke Carter - Diner Owner: A bunch of crows attacked the school kids.
- Doomsayer in diner: It's the end of the world. "Thus said the Lord God to the mountains, and the hills, and the rivers and the valleys; Behold, I, even I, shall bring a sword upon you, and I will devastate your high places. Ezekiel, Chapter 6.
- Helen Carter: "Woe unto them that rise up early in the morning, that they may follow strong drink."
- Doomsayer in diner: Isaiah, Chapter 5. It's the end of world.