Joe Mantell credited as playing...
Traveling Salesman at Diner's Bar
- Traveling Salesman at Diner's Bar: Gulls are scavengers, anyway. Most birds are. Get yourselves guns and wipe them off the face of the earth!
- Mrs. Bundy, elderly ornithologist: That would hardly be possible.
- Deke Carter - Diner Owner: Why not, Mrs. Bunty?
- Mrs. Bundy, elderly ornithologist: Because there are 8,650 species of birds in the world today, Mr. Carter. It is estimated that 5,750,000,000 birds live in the United States alone. The five continents of the world...
- Traveling Salesman at Diner's Bar: Kill 'em all. Get rid of the messy animals.
- Mrs. Bundy, elderly ornithologist: ...probably contain more than 100,000,000,000 birds!
- Traveling Salesman at Diner's Bar: There isn't a bird anywhere in sight.
- Doomsayer in diner: "Look at the birds of the air: they do not sow or reap, yet your Heavenly Father feeds them."