Paula Prentiss credited as playing...
Toni Denham
- Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith: [he has brought her a rose] It's one of those artificial ones.
- Toni Denham: It's still very nice.
- Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith: I didn't know it was artificial when I stole it from the hotel lobby.
- Toni Denham: [to Lt. Langley, who like her is heir to a business fortune] I'm cans, you're beef. Together we're canned beef.
- Toni Denham: I know the Assistant Navigation Officer on the Matelin. He could lose a battleship in a bathtub.
- Liz Bradville: Pete Langley?
- Toni Denham: My fiancé.
- Liz Bradville: Well, congratulations! When's it going to be?
- Toni Denham: Well, I have to agree with both our families that the sooner we merge the better. From a business viewpoint, of course.
- Liz Bradville: Sounds romantic.
- Toni Denham: The result of our union will be Denham-Langley Consolidated, one of the biggest meat canning combines in the State of Illinois.
- Toni Denham: Think of the gas we won't have to buy. Say, at dollar a gallon - about three dollars and sixty cents.
- Toni Denham: You'd think they'd have a machine for this sort of thing.
- Bonnie Pulaski: They have. Us.
- Toni Denham: I'm still under sedation from that Torpedo.
- [looking at Smitty's watch]
- Toni Denham: Is this thing right?
- Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith: Yep. 9:15.
- Toni Denham: When did you last see Pete?
- Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith: A couple of hours ago. What about Michele?
- Toni Denham: Hmmm. Well, let's see now, I feel asleep, well, let's face it, I passed right out about 7 o'clock. And then I woke up - I came to, about 8 o'clock. And she wasn't there.
- Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith: Bachelors have parties before they get married. I don't see any reason why a girl can't - hey, what would you - what would you call a female bachelor?
- Toni Denham: Toni.
- Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith: Yeah, Toni.
- Toni Denham: You know, I hope you never decide to put this thing on the open market. Although, I must admit it is - rather effective.
- Toni Denham: [kiss] Tell me I'm out of my mind.
- Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith: You're out of your mind.
- Toni Denham: What?
- Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith: The Navy just doesn't like its personnel to overstay liberty.
- Toni Denham: Well, I guess it's time to put the Genie back. Hmm?
- Toni Denham: This Genie isn't going to fit in here.
- Lt. Wadsworth 'Smitty' Smith: Deflate.
- Toni Denham: How?