Keenan Wynn credited as playing...
Col. 'Bat' Guano
- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel... that Coca-Cola machine. I want you to shoot the lock off it. There may be some change in there.
- Colonel "Bat" Guano: That's private property.
- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Can you possibly imagine what is going to happen to you, your frame, outlook, way of life, and everything, when they learn that you have obstructed a telephone call to the President of the United States? Can you imagine? Shoot it off! Shoot! With a gun! That's what the bullets are for, you twit!
- Colonel "Bat" Guano: Okay. I'm gonna get your money for ya. But if you don't get the President of the United States on that phone, you know what's gonna happen to you?
- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: What?
- Colonel "Bat" Guano: You're gonna have to answer to the Coca-Cola company.
- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Colonel! Colonel, I must know what you think has been going on here!
- Colonel "Bat" Guano: You wanna know what I think?
- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: Yes!
- Colonel "Bat" Guano: I think you're some kind of deviated prevert. I think General Ripper found out about your preversion, and that you were organizing some kind of mutiny of preverts. Now MOVE!
- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: [trying to pay for his phone call] Just one second, operator.
- [to Guano]
- Group Capt. Lionel Mandrake: They won't accept the call. Have you got 55 cents?
- Colonel "Bat" Guano: What, you don't think I'd go into combat with loose change in my pocket, do you?