Dick Shawn credited as playing...
Sylvester Marcus
- Sylvester Marcus: [speaking into the phone] Mama, who's with you? Where are you talking to me... Where are you?
- Mrs. Marcus: [speaking into the phone] I'm with this truck driver at Peterson's garage in a place called Plaster City. And will you just shut up a minute so I can tell you what happened!
- Sylvester Marcus: [speaking into the phone] Now listen, Mommy, you listen to me close. You stay right there, because I'm coming, Mom. I'm coming to get you right now, Mom.
- Mrs. Marcus: [speaking into the phone] Will you *shut up and listen*?
- Sylvester Marcus: [speaking into the phone] Mama, it's all right. Everything's gonna be all right, Mama. Your baby's coming to get ya. You just sit there. Sit there, relax, take it easy.
- Mrs. Marcus: [speaking into the phone] Sylvester...
- Sylvester Marcus: [speaking into the phone] I'm coming to get you, Mom!
- Mrs. Marcus: [speaking into the phone] ... shut up and let me talk...
- Sylvester Marcus: [speaking into the phone interrupting his mother] Everything is gonna be all right!
- [Sylvester hangs up]
- Lennie Pike: [to Mrs. Marcus] Well?
- Mrs. Marcus: So he's coming here. And I'm not to worry about a thing, because "everything is going to be all right!"
- Mrs. Marcus: [to Emmeline] Exactly like your father: a big, stupid, muscle-headed moron!
- Sylvester Marcus: [Benji and Dingy run by] Who are they?
- Mrs. Marcus: I don't know.
- Sylvester Marcus: From this morning?
- Mrs. Marcus: Yes.
- Sylvester Marcus: [Captain Culpeper goes by] Who is he?
- Mrs. Marcus: I don't know.
- Sylvester Marcus: [Otto Meyer runs by] Who is he?
- Mrs. Marcus: I don't know.
- Sylvester Marcus: Mama, how many people are mixed up in this thing?
- Sylvester Marcus: [as the two cab drivers run by] Who are they? Cabbies? Mama, this thing is like a convention.
- Melville Crump: Look, why don't we just start digging for it?
- J. Russell Finch: Well suppose someone comes along? What do we tell them?
- Monica Crump: Well, we could tell them that we're here on an archeological expedition.
- Melville Crump: [annoyed] Aah!
- Sylvester Marcus: We don't tell them anything. We tell them to hit the road or we beat their brains in!
- [Pike and Sylvester are digging into a hole that suddenly becomes too close]
- Sylvester Marcus: Wait a minute, wait a minute. There's not enough room, Man, you're bugging me. You're bugging me.
- Lennie Pike: What are you talking about 'bugging'?
- Sylvester Marcus: Cut out, cut out.
- Lennie Pike: What's this 'cut out' talk?
- Sylvester Marcus: Out, baby. Out, baby. Out!
- Lennie Pike: Don't call me a baby!
- All: Would you just get out? Get on with it!
- Mrs. Marcus: Sylvester!
- Sylvester Marcus: Mama!
- Mrs. Marcus: Why couldn't you listen? Why couldn't you shut up when I was trying to tell you to listen?
- J. Algernon Hawthorne: Have a care, that chap's run absolutely amok!
- Benjy Benjamin: [in a hospital in bandages and casts] It's all your fault. It's all your fault right from the beginning to the end.
- J. Algernon Hawthorne: You know, even for a policeman, your behavior was ruddy outrageous.
- Sylvester Marcus: Yeah, you could have taken a fair share like the rest of us, but no. You had to go and wrap up the whole scene, baby.
- Ding Bell: We had three hundred and fifty-thousand bucks right in our hands.
- Melville Crump: Fourteen into three hundred and fifty-thousand dollars...
- Ding Bell: [groans] Oh, shut up!
- Sylvester Marcus: You could've taken a fair share like the rest of us but no, you had to grab up the whole scene, baby.
- Mrs. Marcus: "No matter what you've all done today, you're really not criminals". Ha! Of all the snooty, patronizing...
- Mrs. Marcus: [to Pike] You're stepping on my foot!
- Sylvester Marcus: Would you get off Mama's foot?
- [last lines]
- [Mrs. Marcus, Emmeline and Monica enter the hospital room where all the men are in traction, their entrance right after Benjy had thrown a banana peel on the floor]
- Mrs. Marcus: [yelling] Now see here, you idiots, it's all your fault, because if you hadn't...
- [Mrs. Marcus slips on the banana peel and falls back-first on the floor]
- Sylvester Marcus: Mama!
- [all the hospitalized men, except Sylvester and Captain Culpeper, burst out laughing uproariously as Mrs. Marcus is put on a stretcher and taken away]
- Mrs. Marcus: [yelling] Don't you dare touch me! Get away from me! Let me go! Leave me alone...
- [Captain Culpeper joins the laughter]
- Sylvester Marcus: Mommy, you got nothing to worry about. Your baby's coming. Your baby's coming to save you, Mama!
- Sylvester Marcus: Ha-ha! Go! Go baby, go! Ha-ha! Yes, yes! Ha-ha! Yes, yes! Ha-ha! Yeah, yeah! Go, baby! Ah, yes! Ha-ha! Ha-ha! Oh! Ha-ha-ha! That's it baby. Don't stop. Go! Wow!