Jeremy Bulloch credited as playing...
Edwin
- Don: [very fast] You know I wouldn't be surprised / That gasket hood looks pulverized / The shock recoil is now reversed / At first you'd boil and then you'd burst / Compression seep will soon distend / The leak that leaks in your big end / The lousy coke has got a hitch around the choke adjustment switch / Your piston spout is dynamite / In cutting out the parking light / And, from its shake, your outside brake is needing a new drum!
- Don, Cyril, Steve, Edwin: [slower] In fact make no mistake, you've really had it chum!
- Don, Cyril, Steve, Edwin: [singing] For as guys we're really qualified / There's no need to look terrified / For when you have tried, you will say "wide-eyed", we are just what the doctor specified / We are pleading please let us take you for a ride with us! / Ride with us!
- [short music break in which the car backfires leaving everyone with black faces]
- Don, Cyril, Steve, Edwin: Please let us take you for a ride!