Reginald Owen credited as playing...
Old Tom Fraleigh
- Nazi Officer: [during a live TV performance of the Happy Playhouse] Take them away! The young girl, let her stay. Maybe, mademoiselle, you would care for a glass of wine. It is - an excellent wine.
- Celine: Perhaps I will take the wine.
- Nazi Officer: Ah, this is better. Yes, fräuline, you will learn, as your people will have to, that if they want to fill their stomachs again, they will have to swallow - a little pride along with the food.
- [Rips her blouse off her shoulder, she throws glass of wine in his face]
- Nazi Officer: You - guards! You, you - *pig*!
- Celine: [as she is is taken away by guards] And what are you if I am a *pig*?
- Film Crew Member: [scene ends, cues Beverly to start her commercial pitch for Happy soap, whispering] You're on.
- Old Tom Fraleigh: [after watching this live scene with wide eyes, frazzled] Oh! Oh, hello. I'm - I'm Beverly Boyer and I'm a pig.
- Old Tom Fraleigh: [watching on TV] A pig?
- Mrs. Fraleigh: Pig?
- Gardiner Fraleigh: Pig?
- Mike Palmer: Pig!
- Andy Boyer: What did Mommy say?
- Olivia: She said she was a pig.
- Old Tom Fraleigh: Shouldn't be getting excited? That''s the damn trouble with you young'uns. No never know when to get excited!
- Dr. Gerald Boyer: I thought Spot inviting people to join her in her bath was very effective.
- Old Tom Fraleigh: Well, maybe they're bathing with her, but they sure as heck aren't using Happy soap.
- Old Tom Fraleigh: Never did like them skinny starlings.
- Gardiner Fraleigh: "Lets," Dad.
- Old Tom Fraleigh: Let's what?
- Gardiner Fraleigh: Starlets, not starlings.
- Old Tom Fraleigh: I want that girl.
- Gardiner Fraleigh: But Dad, we already have a commitment with Spot Checker.
- Mike Palmer: Thirty-four more baths at fifteen hundred dollars a bath.
- Old Tom Fraleigh: Tell her she's washed up.