Brian Nash credited as playing...
Andy Boyer
- Nazi Officer: [during a live TV performance of the Happy Playhouse] Take them away! The young girl, let her stay. Maybe, mademoiselle, you would care for a glass of wine. It is - an excellent wine.
- Celine: Perhaps I will take the wine.
- Nazi Officer: Ah, this is better. Yes, fräuline, you will learn, as your people will have to, that if they want to fill their stomachs again, they will have to swallow - a little pride along with the food.
- [Rips her blouse off her shoulder, she throws glass of wine in his face]
- Nazi Officer: You - guards! You, you - *pig*!
- Celine: [as she is is taken away by guards] And what are you if I am a *pig*?
- Film Crew Member: [scene ends, cues Beverly to start her commercial pitch for Happy soap, whispering] You're on.
- Old Tom Fraleigh: [after watching this live scene with wide eyes, frazzled] Oh! Oh, hello. I'm - I'm Beverly Boyer and I'm a pig.
- Old Tom Fraleigh: [watching on TV] A pig?
- Mrs. Fraleigh: Pig?
- Gardiner Fraleigh: Pig?
- Mike Palmer: Pig!
- Andy Boyer: What did Mommy say?
- Olivia: She said she was a pig.
- High Society Man in Tuxedo: [In a live broadcast scene from Happy Playhouse] And in honor of this occasion, I'd like to propose a toast. To you, Lorraine, thank heavens I didn't marry you. Tell me, do you still have those magnificent soft white shoulders... whom do you tantalize with them now?
- [Lorraine throws her drink on him]
- High Society Man in Tuxedo: You tramp! Waiter! You tramp!
- Beverly Boyer: [watching the scene with advertising executives] Hey, wasn't that scene like the one last week with the Nazi and that woman?
- Billings: [dismissively] Similar, but the public doesn't notice things like that.
- Andy Boyer: [watching the scene from home with his sister] They did that play last week, except they wore different costumes.
- Maggie Boyer: Yeah, it's the same story.
- Billings: It's much too subtle a variation for the public to detect.
- Cowboy: [to the saloon girl during scene] All right, Kitty. Pour. Pour!
- Maggie Boyer: [Watching from home] She's gonna hit him on the head with the bottle.
- Andy Boyer: But first she's gonna spritz him.
- Cowboy: I'm not gonna hurt you, Kitty.
- [Begins to caress her and she throws a drink in his face]
- Cowboy: Ah, you... you!
- [Kitty smashes a bottle on his head]
- Cowboy: You, you... floosie! You... tramp!
- TV Announcer: In a moment we'll see the conclusion of this week's episode of "Marshal Tucker, M.D."
- Andy Boyer: Mom, can we play golf till lunch is ready?
- Beverly Boyer: Yes, darling. You can play in the back yard. Don't chop up the lawn like daddy.