John Moffatt credited as playing...
Square
- Square: [Tom's tutors are discussing his education] You have only taught Tom to laugh at whatever is decent, and virtuous and right.
- Thwackum: I've taught him religion.
- Square: Mr. Thwackum, the word "religion" is as vague and uncertain as any in the English language.
- Thwackum: When I mention religion I mean the Christian religion. Not only the Christian religion, but the Protestant religion, and not only the Protestant religion but the Church of England.
- Square: I fear that Tom is the embodiment of the old truth: that foundlings should be left to the parish.
- Blifil: My dear tutors, I'm afraid that neither of you can touch his bastard's heart.
- Narrator: Neither indeed. But there was another who could...