Bobby Bare credited as playing...
Pvt. Cranshaw
- Pvt Cranshaw: I wish that there was some way that you could cut regulations and bring her out here. It sure would make things more tolerable. She could even sleep with me, just like at home.
- 2nd Lt. Matthew 'Matt' Hazard: You can't bring your wife out here until you are a three striper.
- Pvt Cranshaw: Wife, sir? I ain't got none.
- 2nd Lt. Matthew 'Matt' Hazard: Well, you can't take your girlfriend into the barracks, either!
- Pvt Cranshaw: She ain't no human girl. She's the best old blue-tick coonhound in Kentuck.