Mike Connors credited as playing...
Howard Ebbets
- Howard Ebbets: Those are my pajamas.
- Janet Lagerlof: Yes.
- Howard Ebbets: Why those are the pajamas you bought me the weekend we drove to Carmel. And now you've given them to this gigolo?
- Janet Lagerlof: Oh! Don't get all sentimental over a pair of pajamas!
- Janet Lagerlof: How dare you! Apologize this instant!
- Howard Ebbets: Apologize?
- Janet Lagerlof: Yes!
- Howard Ebbets: I come here in the middle of the night to find some ape in fluorescent pajamas with my wife in a nightgown!
- Janet Lagerlof: Of course, I'm in a nightgown. What else would I be wearing in the middle of the night?
- Sam Bissell: Don't call my wife a snoop!
- Howard Ebbets: Your wife?
- Janet Lagerlof: Yes, his wife. She's also my best friend. And she kindly loaned me the use of her husband.
- Howard Ebbets: You know, some of the happiest days of my life were spent fighting with that little girl.
- Howard Ebbets: Do you have any mambo records?
- Minerva Bissell: And cha-cha!
- Howard Ebbets: Oh, cha-cha too! That's great!
- Howard Ebbets: [to Minerva] Say, listen, Minzie, you know, honey, we never would have made this hand if he hadn't made the wrong discard.
- Sam Bissell: Yes, you said that before, didn't you.
- Janet Lagerlof: How dare you talk to me in that tone of voice. Just get out of here! That's all!
- Howard Ebbets: Now, don't you worry. I'm getting out; but not before I give you something you've had coming to you for a long time. A good, swift kick in the hind end!
- Howard Ebbets: Hey, Goofy. I love you. You know, it's taken me all these months to realize how much. What do you say we try it again, huh?